Round 1: That's right, my fellow sweater enthusiasts - now you can play your favorite pullover-themed cold-weather game in the comfort of your own home! Both contenders have chosen an understated, tasteful garment to kick things off, but don't be fooled - there's more going on here than you think. Jack's sweater, a stylish, earth-toned piece designed to accentuate his shapely torso with a snug fit around the waist and shoulders, was initially purchased for Ben - by a woman who ultimately found a more worthy recipient. Is Jack using psychological warfare on his opponent? Quite possibly - as every good player knows, Sweaters is a mental game just as much as it is a sartorial one.
Ben, on the other hand, has evidently elected to try and unsettle his opponent by wearing a trifling-ass hunk of fabric from, like, K-Mart or something. Will it work? Only you can decide - the polls will be open until next week, when Jack and Ben face off again in Round 2. Happy voting!!